It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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