Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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