end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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