You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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