he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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