it's too hot outside to masturbate.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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