You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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