i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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