she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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