I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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