He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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