So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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