I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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