Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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