He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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