True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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