and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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