the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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