in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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