who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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