She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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