just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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