...so i touched it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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