do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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