somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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