you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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