Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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