Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.