Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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