bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.