Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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