Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
operation have a gay friend backfired
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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