We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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