Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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