I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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