Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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