you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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