3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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