fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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