Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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