he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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