it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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