I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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