Whod you bang
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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