he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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