I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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