I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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