is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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