hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
be right there i have to get my cape
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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