making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Houston, we have a squirter
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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