you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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