I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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