Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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