can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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