I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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