I accidentally had phone sex last night
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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