ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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