O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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