I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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