Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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