She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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